- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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