Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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black people

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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