- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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