why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what goes boo a sock

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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