What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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