What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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