What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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black people

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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