- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Your Mom

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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