- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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