Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Caroline Kelly.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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hey hey apple

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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