-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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