- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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