- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

your mum

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Charlie Sheen

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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