Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Vaginal secretions

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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