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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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