A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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black people

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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