- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

your mum

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Charlie Sheen

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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