It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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