- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

This is not a joke.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

bologna

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Urban ghettos

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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