- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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