What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what do you call a black guy african american

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

._____________________. Whale!

why did you poop because you are a poop

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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