roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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