what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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it was all Tagart

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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