- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

antijoke is the best website.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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