- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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