- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I went to work today....

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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