- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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