- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What is 9+10? 19

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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