- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What's red, blue & green all over?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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