- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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