Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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I asked her where you were.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What would Muhammed do?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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