What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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