- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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