What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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