What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Women's rights

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a banana? A banana.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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