What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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