Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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