Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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