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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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