What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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