why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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breasts

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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