Immigration Laws

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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field day?

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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