- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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