Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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