- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How come grilled cheese?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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