Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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