Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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