What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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