- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What is life? Paul.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Katy Perry

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

ure mama's so fat

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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