This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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breasts

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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