- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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