A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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