What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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outside your comfort zone

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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