why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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I walk into a bar...

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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