- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Connor is homosexuaI

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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