I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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