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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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