- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What african eat for christmas Sand.

This sentance contains three errers

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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