Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

denisssssssssssssss

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Who's there

thumb_up thumb_down -5

all these jokes are horrible now

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops