- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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