- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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