- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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