- Anti Joke

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Katy Perry

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.