- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

a man checks his mypsace

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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