Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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