- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

LO AND BEHOLD!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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