- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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