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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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