- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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