- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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