whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

alert('The Game')

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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