- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Once upon a time a was born

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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