Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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