- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Want to hear a joke? Obama

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Women's rights

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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