- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

why did you poop because you are a poop

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

penis

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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