A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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