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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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