- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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