whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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