A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Anti Joke

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