- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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