Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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