I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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João Duarte reads this.

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