- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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