- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Chris is hairy

What do black people eat? Food.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

j.p. is dumb

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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