People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Robin get in the batmobile!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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