Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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