Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A fat guy!

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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