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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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