- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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