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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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