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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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