What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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