- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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