Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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My peni s

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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