- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Then none of us want to be right.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

read me write me

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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