- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is life? Paul.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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