How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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