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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Justin Bieber.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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