- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What would u like to drink?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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