- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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