- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Your mums a potato

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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