How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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