- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Joesph Triphook.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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