To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia