What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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